{"id":96,"date":"2014-08-08T16:32:34","date_gmt":"2014-08-08T23:32:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/septograph.meme-complex.com\/7\/?page_id=96"},"modified":"2014-08-08T16:32:34","modified_gmt":"2014-08-08T23:32:34","slug":"missions","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/septograph.meme-complex.com\/7\/missions","title":{"rendered":"Missions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve read the blurb about <a title=\"About Us\" href=\"http:\/\/septograph.meme-complex.com\/7\/about\">why we&#8217;re here<\/a>, and you&#8217;ve Signed our Roster, because you want to help us take over the world.\u00a0 Now what?\u00a0 Missions.<\/p>\n<p>Most of our missions are pretty basic.\u00a0 Put the idea out there, make fun your top priority, tell others how great it is to have fun all the time, and the like.\u00a0 But what if you&#8217;re looking for more interesting things to do?\u00a0 More audacious things, more inspired things, more fantastic things?\u00a0 Take some inspiration from the mission ideas below.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>\u00a0Operation: Bookmark<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>By spreading propaganda to the masses, this simple mission is best carried out by printing up a sheet of bookmarks and putting them anywhere you think people will find them.\u00a0 Put them in your Library books when you return them;\u00a0 Put them in your books you lend to friends; stash a bunch in cleverly-themed books at a bookstore.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Operation: Leaflet<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Leaflet campaigns have spread information for everything from the new club night in town to instructions on surviving a nuclear attack.\u00a0 While we hope the latter will never happen, our leaflet will help you learn about the Utopian Playland: through the Manifesto.\u00a0 Set up a soap-box in a park; have a booth at a convention; put them in the magazines at the doctor&#8217;s office.\u00a0 Please, just don&#8217;t litter!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Operation: Sticker Attack<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure you all have something which can be improved by the grinning visage of our leader or his robotic minions.\u00a0 Slap a sticker on it, and send us a picture!\u00a0 Please only stick stickers to items which you own or have permission&#8230; but sticker walls in music venues, and personal laptops are GREAT places to stick things!<\/p>\n<div class=\"syndication-links\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve read the blurb about why we&#8217;re here, and you&#8217;ve Signed our Roster, because you want to help us take over the world.\u00a0 Now what?\u00a0 Missions. Most of our missions are pretty basic.\u00a0 Put the idea out there, make fun your top priority, tell others how great it is to have fun all the time,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"mf2_syndication":[],"webmentions_disabled_pings":false,"webmentions_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-96","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/septograph.meme-complex.com\/7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/septograph.meme-complex.com\/7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/septograph.meme-complex.com\/7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/septograph.meme-complex.com\/7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/septograph.meme-complex.com\/7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/septograph.meme-complex.com\/7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/96\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":128,"href":"https:\/\/septograph.meme-complex.com\/7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/96\/revisions\/128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/septograph.meme-complex.com\/7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}